Binnenkort is het weer Sinterklaas en dan zullen er weer volop fantastische gedichten worden geschreven. Ik dacht laatst, ik zal mijn lezers ook eens kunnen verrassen met een gedicht en zie daar; een gedicht. Nog in het Engels ook. Het is er een van lang geleden, maar ik denk dat ik talent heb.
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Doing it The Nude Dude’s Way
Master Bastard was poking around in
his garden
While Leather Heather lay baking in
the sun
The Nude Dude was there too hiding
behind some bushes
He was trying to piss on master
bastards flowerbed
When Master bastard saw him he got so
mad that he started hunting the Nude Dude down
But he was heavy and chunky white while
The Nude Dude was more something of an eel all greasy and
golden and not easy to catch so he got away
The very next day Master Bastard and Leather Heather were
laying down on the beach
Master Bastard was sleeping this time his big lumpy stomach
went up and down
Leather Heather bored as hell was smoking cigarettes like
crazy than she decided to go into the water
The Nude Dude was watching it all from behind a sand castle
and when he saw Heather take off her Leather he jumped into the water too
But than Master Bastard woke up
When he saw the Nude Dude doing it the
Nude Dudes Way to his Leather Heather he got so crazy that he ran into the sea
but forgot that he was allergic to salty water
He gets little red spots all over
This made Leather Heather and the
Nude Dude laugh their balls off
