donderdag 8 november 2012

Gedicht/Poem

 
Binnenkort is het weer Sinterklaas en dan zullen er weer volop fantastische gedichten worden geschreven. Ik dacht laatst, ik zal mijn lezers ook eens kunnen verrassen met een gedicht en zie daar; een gedicht. Nog in het Engels ook. Het is er een van lang geleden, maar ik denk dat ik talent heb.


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Doing it The Nude Dude’s Way


Master Bastard was poking around in his garden
While Leather Heather lay baking in the sun
The Nude Dude was there too hiding behind some bushes
He was trying to piss on master bastards flowerbed
When Master bastard saw him he got so mad that he started hunting the Nude Dude down
But he was heavy and chunky white while
The Nude Dude was more something of an eel all greasy and golden and not easy to catch so he got away
The very next day Master Bastard and Leather Heather were laying down on the beach
Master Bastard was sleeping this time his big lumpy stomach went up and down
Leather Heather bored as hell was smoking cigarettes like crazy than she decided to go into the water
The Nude Dude was watching it all from behind a sand castle and when he saw Heather take off her Leather he jumped into the water too
But than Master Bastard woke up
When he saw the Nude Dude doing it the Nude Dudes Way to his Leather Heather he got so crazy that he ran into the sea but forgot that he was allergic to salty water
He gets little red spots all over
This made Leather Heather and the Nude Dude laugh their balls off