VAD: Seinfield

“Your home is a garbage processing center where new things are purchased and slowly demoted through various stages of trashification until you’re done… The garage can be one of the longest phases for the object. But it is the most definite. No object in human history has ever successfully made it from the garage back into the house. Even the word garage seems to be a form of the word garbage. When you’re living in the same room as the garbage cans, well, it won’t be much longer now.”